奶油咪咪的喵言貓語

上次po完那一篇笑話後，又聯想到曾經在實驗室聽過的一則關於老夫老妻的笑話。

After taking the wife to see the doctor about her illness, the husband talked to the doctor about the diagnosis.

The doctor said, "Well, according to the test results,  we narrowed down to two possibilities. Your wife either has Alzheimer's disease or  she has AIDS. However, currently we don't have any medical exams to determine which is the case."

Felt worried, the husband asked the doctor what to do.

The doctor replied, "Fortunately, there is a simple way to find out. All you have to do is to drop her off one block from home. If she finds her way home, don't have sex with her."

中譯(新嘗試，看看我能不能當個翻譯當副業):

有一天老先生帶生病的老婆去看醫生，問診完後，老先生問醫生他的老婆到底是生什麼病呢?

醫生說「根據檢察結果，我們判斷有兩種病因讓您的老婆生病，阿茲海默症或是愛滋病。不幸的是，以現在的醫學技術，我們無法判斷是那一種」

老先生聽了後很擔心，忙問醫生要怎麼辦。

醫生說「有一個很簡單的解決之道，你把你老婆帶到離家一個巷子遠的地方，然後把她留在那裡，如果她能自己找到路回到家的話，那就不要跟她行房就好了」

哈哈

看的懂嗎?

如果他的老婆能記得回家的路，就代表她沒有阿茲海默症，而是有愛滋病，所以醫生的處方是叫先生避免跟老婆行房以防感染。